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I have spent this day hanging around in an oversized t shirt doing absolutely nothing and I shall likely be spending the evening doing nothing (while drinking).

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.


15-year-old me:  MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:  for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

GOT ME 5 PAIRS OF NEW UNDERWEAR AND THEY ARE LACY AND COMFY AS HECK DAYUM.